Friday, 7 March 2014

Friday Funny

CHINESE SICK LEAVE
Wong Chow calls into work and says, 'I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work..'
The boss says, 'You know something, Wong Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex. That makes everything better and I go to work.. You try that.
Two hours later Wong Chow calls again. 'I do what you say and I feel great... I be at work soon.....You got nice house.'

14 comments:

SARN said...

Snigger! xxx

Kathyk said...

Made me snigger too!!

Happy Friday!

Kathyk

Annie said...

Hehehe love it :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Bonnie said...

Thanks for the laugh!

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lolol!! Xx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

Oh how funny. Yep, this was a good one! Have a great smiling weekend, Hettie.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

OK, I feel like a fool. I've seen people call you "Sam" before, and thought they might have you mixed up with someone else while they had more than one window open. But today I decided to check out your Pinterest boards, since I'm not on it. Seems when I tried, you must be a member of Facebook in order to join.

Long story even longer, when I got there, I saw why they call you Sam. Just put on my dunce cap, stick me in a closet, and one of these days I'll "get it."

Twiglet said...

He he!

Darnell J Knauss said...

Oh, Lord, I did NOT see that coming!! I must be getting old. I just LMAO!! Thanks, Sam!! Hugs, Darnell

Helen said...

Friday Funnies on a Saturday are just as funny... good one.

Laura said...

Teehee!

BumbleVee said...

Way to go Wong!! Silly missus.....hahahhahahah........

butterfly said...

Tut tut... but tee hee!
Alison x

Judys Fabrications said...

Love this!! need a good joke!!