Friday, 23 August 2013

Friday Funny






Police have just released details of a new drug craze that is being carried out in Yorkshire nightclubs. Apparently, Yorkshire club goers have started injecting Ecstasy just above their front teeth.

Police say the dangerous practice is called "e by gum"
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A Yorkshire man takes his cat to the vet.

Yorkshireman: "Ayup, lad, I need to talk to thee about me cat."

Vet: "Is it a tom?"

Yorkshireman: "Nay, I've browt it with us."

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A Yorkshireman's dog dies and as it was a favourite pet he decides to have a gold statue made by a jeweller to remember the dog by.

Yorkshireman: "Can tha mek us a gold statue of yon dog?"

Jeweller: "Do you want it 18 carat?

Yorkshireman: "No I want it chewin' a bone yer daft bugger!"

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The last is always best

Bloke from Barnsley with piles asks chemist "Nah then lad, does tha sell arse cream?"

Chemist replies "Aye, Magnum or Cornetto?"

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Just so ya know, my Grandfather was a Yorkshire man which is why I find this so funny!!

I am linking this up with Annie at A Stitch In Time for this week's smilies!

Have a good Bank Holiday weekend.

Hugs
xx


15 comments:

Annie said...

Aye up our lass those are so funny :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Had to read the second one THREE times before I got it! And even then I GROANED.

Gah!

Hugs
Sarn xxx

Di said...

Hilarious Sam - my Grandfather was also a Yorkshireman, so I got them immediately :)

Hugs, Di xx

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

You Brits don't speak English!! Big laugh, because I didn't get any of them at first. Well, maybe the carat one. But I can see everyone else got them right away. I'm simply on the wrong side of the pond for this post. But that in itself makes me smile. After all, I can find humor in the fact I don't understand the humor.

Of course, after re-reading them about six time, I finally GOT IT. And the cat one had me rolling on the floor until Bleubeard had to come and rescue me.

Angie said...

You can always be relied on to make us smile.
Dont worry Elizabeth ...Yorkshire humour is out there on its own ....as is the dialect of the area. xx

Karen Petitt said...

It took me a couple of goes Elizabeth cos I'm a southerner and all my lot are from the east end and Essex way.
My DH had to help me understand a couple of them lol!
My excuse is I'm having a bad day -but thank you for them and the first one made me snort - always happy to laugh Karen xx

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Seen this before but it still makes me laugh!!! Xx

Elizabeth said...

Hi Sam, so funny, certainly made me chuckle, especially that last one :)) Thanks for sharing and have a great weekend. Elizabeth xx

Sue said...

LOL Sam I'm not far from Yorkshire so got them straight away so funny loved the last one hahaha have a great weekend huggles Sue xxx

fairy thoughts said...

By ek Sam them were a laf....... Grin
Janet

Spyder said...

I was going to say by eck too! very funny!
(Lyn)

MaryH said...

OK...I got all the chuckles, except the one about the tom....I know the language aspect has got to be the reason. But I really liked the one about Magnum or Cornetto! TFS & Hugs
(oh I watch a lot of Brit stuff, & I miss stuff on that too, because I don't always catch the drift! Odd that English can be so different, huh???)

Lynn said...

The jokes are great Hettie, just my sense of humour! Will have to pass these on to my family in Wakefield, lol. Love your new PB stamp by the way. Lynn x

Mrs A. said...

Made me smile even though it is now Sunday morning. Hugs Mrs a.

butterfly said...

Fabulous... Yorkshire on my dad's side - so I'm allowed to laugh (laff) too, right?!
Alison x