Friday, 2 August 2013

Friday Funny




A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird's mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. 


John tried and tried to change the bird's attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to 'clean up' the bird's vocabulary. 

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even more rude. 

John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and put him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. 

Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. 

Fearing that he'd hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer. The parrot calmly stepped out onto John's outstretched arms and said "I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. 

I'm sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour." 

John was stunned at the change in the bird's attitude. 

As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behaviour, the bird spoke-up, very softly, 













"May I ask what the turkey did?" 




10 comments:

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Oldie but a goodie! xxx

Twiglet said...

He he - love it. x Jo

butterfly said...

Very good... it may be an oldie as Sandra says - but I'd never met it before!
Alison x

Karen Petitt said...

omgeee lol! never heard that one before lol! thank you Sam you've really cheered me up Karen x

Helen said...

it's not one I've heard before, but it raised a laugh here!

fairy thoughts said...

Well that was a brilliant LOL to start my day... Easpwcially as I don't normally work Saturday
Thanks
Janet

Darnell J Knauss said...

LOL! I'm afraid for my Polly Pixie parrot and her foul fowl mouth now!! This will give some playmates naughty ideas!!

MaryH said...

Too cute! Thanks for the smile today. TFS

Annie said...

Hehehe Love it....at least he didn't get plucked!
Hugs,
Annie x
ps only just found this cos you've not linked it this week :-(

scrappymo! said...

ahahahahahahahha

good one!