Friday Funnies

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy

one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men

will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

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Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.

Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN

RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.

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HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He

fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to

live with you.

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would

be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

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