Friday 11 September 2015

Friday Funny

HE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT . . . . ..



Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.


Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope."

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat."


Linking up with Annie for her Friday Smiles!! Have a fabby weekend!!

12 comments:

Annie said...

Hehehe the old ones are the best Sam. Thanks for our morning chuckle. Off to start painting in my NEW SEWING ROOM now :-)
Hugs,
Annie xxxxx

Barb said...

I really did laugh out loud at this Hettie. You never disappoint. Have a lovely weekend. Barbxx

Twiglet said...

Yes I'm laughing outloud too! Thanks Hettie from your dust busting buddy in Shropshire. x Jo

Lisca said...

Oh Hettie! That was funny! I had a giggle and will tell my DH the joke over lunch so he can have a chuckle too.
Thank you for visiting and for offering to send me a card. Yes. I'd love a card.
Now I need to find a way to send you my address. Are you on Facebook, then I can send you a private message...
Have a good week,
Lisca

Sue Jones said...

Ha ha ..Have a great week! Soojay x

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Ha! That made me laugh :-)
Xxx

Kathleen said...

lol

Words and Pictures said...

Brilliant!!
Alison xx

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
again I'm chuckling away at your Friday funny.
Not heard that one before.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Robyn Oliver said...

OOOOH MY Hettie, you sure do make us laugh - great joke, I'm still chuckling. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn

Kyla said...

:-)
Brilliant
Kyla

Elizabeth said...

So funny :) Thanks for cheering me up today - I needed a bit of a laugh after the day I've had. Elizabeth xx