Friday, 18 September 2015

Friday Funny

Baby's First Doctor Visit

This made me laugh out loud. I hope it will give you a smile!

A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam.

The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed.

'Breast-fed, 'she replied.

'Well, strip down to your waist,' the doctor ordered.

She did. 

He pinched her nipples, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, 'No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk. '

‘I know,' she said, 'I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came.’

Linking this with my mate Annie for Friday Smiles!!


Annie said...

Oh Sam!!! That has really got me chuckling this morning. Thanks for sharing.
Annie x

butterfly said...

Alison xx

Is it me or are there two Friday Funnies today? Confused xx

JoZart Quilts said...

Well you got me there... should have seen it coming!! He,heh!
Jo x

Laura said...

Have a good weekend x

Anne said...

DH is wondering what I'm chuckling about :-) x

Susanne Vargas said...

Too funny! Thanks for the laugh!

sue jones said...

Ha ha ! brilliant :) Have a fab week. soojay x

Robyn Oliver said...

Wonderful Hettie, you always have us laugh out loud...thank you - Enjoy your weekend Robyn