Friday, 31 July 2015

Friday Funny

Two Ladies talking in Heaven

1st woman:
    Hi, Wanda!

2nd woman:
   Hi, Sylvia!  How'd you die?

1st woman:
    I froze to death.

2nd woman:
   How horrible!

1st woman:
    It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death.  What about you?

2nd woman:
   I died of a massive heart attack.  I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman:
    So, what happened?

2nd woman:
   I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking.  I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement.  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman:
   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 


PRICELESS

21 comments:

Annie said...

Hehehehe Love it. Brrrrrrr :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Twiglet said...

Nope - didn't see that one coming at all! lol x Jo

Robyn Oliver said...

We're all chuckling Sam... you share the best jokes, thanks for starting my weekend with a laugh. Enjoy your weekend Cheers Robyn

Laura said...

Haha!! :)

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lolol, like this one!! Xx

butterfly said...

That's very funny!!
Alison xx

SARN said...

Ouch! xxx

Belinda Basson said...

I wondered where this one was going! clever!

Mrs A. said...

Ha ha. Didn't see that one coming. Hugs Mrs A.

tilly said...

this certainly made me smile lol....
Tilly

Peg Robinson said...

I read this to hubby. He had a good chuckle.

Barb said...

That's one for my buddies at craft class on Monday. Barbxx

JoZart Quilts said...

Another gem, love it!
Wouldn't pick the freezer to hide in myself though! Tee, hee!
Jo x

Lisca Meijer said...

Haha! That is funny! Thanks for that joke. Also it's one I can repeat...
Happy Friday!
Lisca

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
ooooooooooo! you are awful but I like you. Ha Ha. as someone used to say.
You always bring a smile, and giggle to me every Friday with your funnies.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Kathleen said...

I think this is the best one yet.

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

I think that is a really funny one. It is one of a very few that I have repeated to groups of friends occasionally! Still makes me smile. Kate xx

LesleyG said...

Teehee needed a good laugh TFS! Xxx

Anne said...

:-) :-) :-) :-) - so funny , love it! Anne x

Anne said...

:-) :-) :-) :-) - so funny , love it! Anne x

Brenda said...

Uh oh! That was too funny Sam! lol Hugs, Brenda