Friday, 10 July 2015

Friday Funny

Bob, an undertaker, recently came home with a black eye.

“What happened to you?” asked his wife.

 "I had a terrible day” replied Bob.

 I had to go to a hotel and pick up a man who had died in his sleep.

 When I got there, the manager said they couldn’t get him into a body bag because he had this huge erection”.

“Anyway, I went up and, sure enough, there was this big naked guy laying on the bed with this huge erection.

So I grabbed it with both hands and tried to bend it in half”.

“I see”, said his wife, “that must have been awful, but how did you get the black eye?”


Bob replied, ” …Wrong room …”

Linking this up with my mate
Annie if she stops laughing!!


Annie said...

I have tears running down my face now Sam....thanks for that.
Look look look what's been going on over at ours.....I can't stop grinning. I'me sooooooo excited.
Annie x

SARN said...

Ha ha ha ha ha . . . that made me chuckle! xxx

Judys Fabrications said...

Oh you naughty girl Hettie..haha..

Twiglet said...

That happened to me once.... No it didn't only joking...x Jo

Brenda said...

LOL OH my this was a good one Sam!!! I am still smiling! Hugs, Brenda

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lololol :-)

Btw, I found Watson and Thornton in Shrewsbury...oh dearie me...... ;-)

Kathleen said...


Kath x

Robyn Oliver said...

ha ha ha ha ha oh yes, very funny Hettie
Have a wonderful weekend Robyn

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
oooooooooooo1 you do make me giggle so.
I had trouble finding your funny for some reason.
I think I'm sure it's old age. LoL.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Diane said...

Super cute Hettie, have a fabulous weekend.

Hugs Diane

Carol L said...

OHhhhh my gawddddddddd!!! That's too funny! LOL

butterfly said...

Tee hee!
Alison xx