Friday, 24 July 2015

Friday Funny

A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas , and talked with an old rancher. He told the rancher, "I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs."

The rancher said, "Okay, but don't go in that field over there.....", as he pointed out a distant location.

The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, " Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!"


Reaching into his rear pants pocket, he removed his badge and proudly displayed it to the rancher.


"See this badge?!  This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I  f**king wish.... on ANY land!! No questions asked or answers given!!  Have I made myself clear...... do you understand???"

The rancher nodded politely, apologized, and went about his chores.

A short time later, the old rancher heard loud screams, looked up and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by the rancher's enormous Santa Gertrudis bull......

With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that the officer would be gruesomely gored before he reached safety.  The man was clearly terrified.

The rancher threw down his tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of his lungs.....              

(I just love this part....)




"Your badge........ show him your F**king BADGE!!"

Linking this with Annie!!

13 comments:

Annie said...

Hehehehe Hope the bull can read :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I knew something like that was going to happen.
I just wish something similar for all the people exceed their authority. LOL.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Robyn Oliver said...

Once again Sam you have us laughing out loud...very funny. Have a wonderful weekend cheers Robyn

butterfly said...

Brilliant!
Alison xx

Anne said...

Heehee love it! Anne x

Anne said...

Heehee love it! Anne x

Anne said...

Heehee love it! Anne x

Twiglet said...

Yes, that one had me laughing out loud too! x Jo

Kathleen said...

Lol, love it.

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

Ha ha. Just what a jobs-worth deserves. Kate x

Mrs A. said...

You just don't know how much I needed that laugh!!.
Brilliant. Hugs Mrs A.

Brenda said...

LOL I love this one Sam! Thanks for my chuckle on this beautiful Saturday! Hugs, Brenda

Laura said...

Possibly my all time favourite of your friday smiles :)