Friday, 15 November 2013

Friday Funnies

A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men
will get it the first time.

My work is done here.


Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"



25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.



Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.


Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!



Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

I especially like the last one! xxx

Annie said...

Thanks for today's giggles Sam. Have just read them out to hubby while we had our lunch....nearly choked lol
Annie x

Di said...

Ouch, it hurts to larf - but larf I did!! I likey the first one best - men's logic :)

Hugs, Di xx

butterfly said...

All splendid - first and last particularly!
Alison x

tilly said...

Love the last one, but did larf at em all !!!!

Caro said...

These are all fantastic...Thanks for the laughs. Caro x (#6)

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lol!! Love all of these :-)
I met up Ali H and Lynda B in Burry Port when I was down seeing to my dad this week...they were saying how there's not much crafting going on down so I mentioned your name. They were quite keen on a Welsh WOYWW meet up!
LLJ xx
Ps. Hope you are doing ok...

Jo said...

All fab, Sam.....thanks for sharing!
hugs Jo x

Nan G said...

ROFLOL! I'm still cackling! Love them all but that first is a kicker! :))

Kyla said...

SO them out to my hubby...first one and the medication one had him giggling!!


Kathleen said...

Fabulous, love them but the fav, is the Mother-in-Law one.

Kath x

Maudieroff Roffey said...

LOL - funny lady... Mxx

Picto said...

I love it when you make me laugh out loud. :)

Jan x

Sue said...

LOL Sam loved them all hahahaha huggles Sue xx

Kim said...

Yes, had to read the top one twice! LOL! Thanks for sharing.