Friday, 15 November 2013

Friday Funnies


A wife asks her husband, "Could you please go shopping for me and buy
one carton of milk and if they have avocados, get 6.

A short time later the husband comes back with 6 cartons of milk.

The wife asks him, "Why did you buy 6 cartons of milk?"

He replied, "They had avocados."

If you're a woman, I'm sure you're going back to read it again! Men
will get it the first time.

My work is done here.

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Water in the carburetor

WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out.
Where's the car?

WIFE: "In the pool"

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THIS IS A FRIGHTENING STATISTIC, PROBABLY ONE OF THE MOST WORRYSOME IN
RECENT YEARS.

25% of the women in this country are on medication for mental illness.

That's scary.

It means 75% are running around untreated.


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HE MUST PAY

Husband and wife had a tiff. Wife called up her mom and said, "He
fought with me again, I am coming to live with you."

Mom said, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake. I am coming to
live with you.

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible...

From Genesis: "And God promised men that good and obedient wives would
be found in all corners of the earth."

Then He made the earth round...and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

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15 comments:

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

I especially like the last one! xxx

Annie said...

Thanks for today's giggles Sam. Have just read them out to hubby while we had our lunch....nearly choked lol
Hugs,
Annie x

Di said...

Ouch, it hurts to larf - but larf I did!! I likey the first one best - men's logic :)

Hugs, Di xx

butterfly said...

All splendid - first and last particularly!
Alison x

tilly said...

Love the last one, but did larf at em all !!!!
Tilly

Caro said...

These are all fantastic...Thanks for the laughs. Caro x (#6)

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lol!! Love all of these :-)
I met up Ali H and Lynda B in Burry Port when I was down seeing to my dad this week...they were saying how there's not much crafting going on down so I mentioned your name. They were quite keen on a Welsh WOYWW meet up!
LLJ xx
Ps. Hope you are doing ok...

Jo said...

All fab, Sam.....thanks for sharing!
hugs Jo x

Nan G said...

ROFLOL! I'm still cackling! Love them all but that first is a kicker! :))

Kyla said...

SO funny...read them out to my hubby...first one and the medication one had him giggling!!

kyla

Kathleen said...

Fabulous, love them but the fav, is the Mother-in-Law one.

Kath x

Maudieroff Roffey said...

LOL - funny lady... Mxx

Picto said...

I love it when you make me laugh out loud. :)

Jan x

Sue said...

LOL Sam loved them all hahahaha huggles Sue xx

Kim said...

Yes, had to read the top one twice! LOL! Thanks for sharing.