Friday, 27 September 2013

Friday Funny

THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS

To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?

In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:

GUTS -          

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”

BALLS –

Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next, Chubby.”

I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions. 

Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.  Both result in death. 

13 comments:

Maudieroff Roffey said...

Well u caught my attention and made me laugh out loud LOL - have a great week Hettie!! Mxx

Annie said...

In the first situation he would find his guts decorating the garden and in the second he would be wearing his balls as a necklace!
Hugs,
Annie x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

LOL! xxx

Di said...

Brilliant Sam! But I'm not adding anything to the snow 'person' so there! I I promise, I have enough buttons to sink a battleship here :)

Hugs, Di xx

Karen Petitt said...

lol! ty huni x

Laura said...

Brilliant - as always!! :)

Caro said...

LOL! Thanks for sharing a smile. Caro x (#5)

butterfly said...

Hee hee!! I like that! Death... and well-deserved.
Alison x

Carol said...

Lol very good!
Thank you for the smile.
Carol xx

Sue said...

hahahaha Sam ! huggles Sue xxx

MaryH said...

Thanks for contributing to my education with these definitions. Up to now, I didn't know this distinction. May come in handy someday! TFS a wonderful chuckle on a busy afternoon! HUgs

Darnell J Knauss said...

I'm glad I had the sense not to take a sip of my drink while I was reading this! My favorite part is the last sentence!! Have a great weekend, Sam!! Hugs, Darnell

Bonnie said...

Ha, ha, ha! Thanks for settling that question!