Friday, 15 March 2013

Friday Funny

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club.. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and  begins  to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.  

MAN: "Hello"  

WOMAN: "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

MAN: "Yes"  

WOMAN: "I am at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?"  
MAN: "Sure, go ahead if you like it that much."

WOMAN: "I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2013 models.. I saw one I really liked."
MAN: "How much?"  
WOMAN: "$90,000"  
MAN: "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."  
WOMAN: "Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $950,000"  
MAN: "Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50 thousand if it's really a pretty good price."  

WOMAN: "OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!"  

MAN: "Bye! I love you, too."

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape.
He turns and asks: "Anyone know who this phone belongs to?" 


Kim said...

Good one!

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Snigger! x

Kyla said...

Brilliant.....and this time I remembered NOT to read your Friday funnies in public!

Di said...

Brilliant! Hugs, Di xx

Helen said...

Laughing out loud here!

Cardarian said...

There is always this amazing twist! I must say I am laughing my head off!
Lots of hugs

Lunch Lady Jan said...


butlersabroad said...

Chortle, chortle!! Brilliant. Have a great weekend.