Friday, 1 March 2013

Friday Funny - One for the men!


 Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the supermarket and in dark car parks, etc. 

This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. 

Men who may be regular customers at Sainsbury's, Asda, Tesco, or even B&Q watch out!.  This one caught me totally by surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.        


Here's how the scam works:
Two nice looking college girls will come over to your car as you are packing your purchases.  They both start wiping your windscreen with a wet rag, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonalds.


You agree and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.                    
       
I have had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th and the 25th.  Also August 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 26th & 27th, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for £0.99 at the Pound Shop and bought all their stock.
      
Also, you never get to eat at McDonalds.  I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Asda, Tesco and Sainsbury's.
      
So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam (the best times are just before lunch and around 4.30 in the afternoon).

10 comments:

Cardarian said...

I sent this one off to my DBF - I am sooo worried - he always goes to TESCOs in the afternoon - he, he maybe he has already been victim to the scam....
Thank you for the funny!
Hugs,
Cardarian

Alison Scott said...

Brilliant.

Di said...

Love it Sam!!! I'm gonna tail Len next time he does the weekly 'heavy' shop here - hmmm, certainly puts a different meaning on heavy.

Happy St. David's Day, hugs, Di xx

Annie said...

That's brilliant Sam....no wonder my darling likes to shop alone :-)
Don't forget to link it up so others can enjoy the giggle too.
Hugs,
A x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Aha!I wondered why my DH was happy to do the shopping! x

Angie said...

Never mind a smile ...I laughed out loud ....maybe this is why my son does so much shopping for his wife- to- be. lol.

Gill Edwards said...

right thats the last time i let my hubby go to Sainsburys on his own then. So funny.

Gill x

p.s. can i share this please?

BumbleVee said...

good one...hahahha.......... how come I've never had a sweet young hulk tear off his clothes and fall on me.... darn it....

Caro said...

Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Caro #8

fairy thoughts said...

hee hee we walk to our local super market I will have to watch out if he suddenly starts going in the car
janet