Friday, 22 February 2013

Friday Funny


 Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."

12 comments:

Annie said...

hehehehe Brilliant. Don't forget to link it up on my Friday smiles post.
Hugs,
A x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Snort! xxx

Di said...

Three quarters of me is laughing Sam - the other (Irish) quarter from my Mum's side of the family is trying to work this one out :)

Hugs, Di xx

Gill Edwards said...

ha ha ha ha i did not see that punch line coming, brilliant

Gill x

JoZart said...

Love it!!!! Smiling as I sign out
love Jo x

Caro said...

Ha Ha! Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Caro #7

Darnell J Knauss said...

LOL, another good one, Sam! (And I totally love procraftinating!! I will be sharing that one!)

fairy thoughts said...

HHHHHHHey, the old ones are the best , eh (big smile)
janet

Victoria said...

brilliant!

Twiglet said...

Oh Sam - you have even brought a smile to my sniffly blotchy face - do you want a vile head cold? x Jo

Picto said...

Love it :)

Jan x

MaggieC said...

I love it, it really made me laugh. Thank you for visiting and commenting on my late Smiles. xx Maggie