Friday, 22 February 2013

Friday Funny

 Everyone seems to be in such a hurry to scream 'racism' these days.

A customer asked, "In what aisle could I find the Irish sausage?"
The clerk asks, "Are you Irish?"
The guy, clearly offended, says, "Yes I am.. But let me ask you something.
"If I had asked for Italian sausage, would you ask me if I was Italian?
Or if I had asked for German Bratwurst, would you ask me if I was German?
Or if I asked for a kosher hot dog would you ask me if I was Jewish?
Or if I had asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican?
Or if I asked for Polish sausage, would you ask if I was Polish?"
The clerk says, "No, I probably wouldn't."
The guy says, "Well then, because I asked for Irish sausage, why did you ask me if I'm Irish?"
The clerk replied, "Because you're in Halfords."


Annie said...

hehehehe Brilliant. Don't forget to link it up on my Friday smiles post.
A x

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Snort! xxx

Di said...

Three quarters of me is laughing Sam - the other (Irish) quarter from my Mum's side of the family is trying to work this one out :)

Hugs, Di xx

Gill Edwards said...

ha ha ha ha i did not see that punch line coming, brilliant

Gill x

JoZart said...

Love it!!!! Smiling as I sign out
love Jo x

Caro said...

Ha Ha! Very funny! Thanks for sharing. Caro #7

Darnell J Knauss said...

LOL, another good one, Sam! (And I totally love procraftinating!! I will be sharing that one!)

fairy thoughts said...

HHHHHHHey, the old ones are the best , eh (big smile)

Victoria said...


Twiglet said...

Oh Sam - you have even brought a smile to my sniffly blotchy face - do you want a vile head cold? x Jo

Picto said...

Love it :)

Jan x

MaggieC said...

I love it, it really made me laugh. Thank you for visiting and commenting on my late Smiles. xx Maggie