Friday Funny

A couple were Christmas shopping on Christmas Eve and the whole place

was heaving, packed with other last minute shoppers

Walking through the shopping centre the surprised wife looked up from a

window display and noticed her husband was nowhere to be seen. She knew

they had lots still to do and she became very upset.

She rummaged in her handbag and found her mobile phoned then used it to

call her husband to ask him where he was.

The husband in a calm voice replied: "Darling, you remember the jewellery

shop we went into five years ago, where you fell in love with that diamond

necklace that we could not afford and I told you that one day I would get

it for you...?"

His wife's eyes filled with tears of emotion, she began to cry softly and

stifling a sob she whispered: “Yes, I remember that jewellery shop..."

"Well," he said, "I'm in the pub next to that."