Friday, 14 December 2012

Friday Funny


 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
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One December day we found an old straggly cat at our door. 
She was a sorry sight.
Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny, and hair all matted down.. 
We felt sorry for her so we put her in a carrier and took her to the vet.
We didn't know what to call her so we named her 'Pussycat.'
The vet decided to keep her for a day or so.
He said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, 'OK, butdon't forget to wash her, she stinks.' 


He reminded the vet that it was his WIFE (me) that wanted the dirty cat, not him.


My husband and my Vet don't see eye to eye.
The vet calls my husband 'El-Cheap-O', and my husband calls the vet 'El-Charge-O'.

They love to hate each other and constantly 'snipe' at one another,
with my husband getting in the last word on this particular occasion.

The next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor,
who is located in the same building, next door to the vet.

The GP's waiting room and office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.
A side door opened and the vet leaned in - he had obviously seen my husband arrive.

He looked straight at my husband and in a loud voice said, 'Your wife's pussy doesn't stink any more.
We washed and shaved it, and now she smells like a rose!
Oh, and, by the way, I think she's pregnant!
God only knows who the father is!'
Then he closed the door.
The silence was deafening. 

Now THAT, my friends, is getting even!
 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 





 





12 comments:

Sandra (Stamping For Pleasure) said...

Yeah . . . Deep and crisp and EVEN! Ho ho ho! xxxx

Cardarian said...

Ha, ha, ha...still makes me cry laughing!
Lots of hugs,
Cardarian

Helen said...

Oh yes, get even and some.... that made me laugh!!

Li'l Pidge said...

Brilliant!
Kyla

Twiglet said...

Thanks for that Sam - just choked on my coffee!! x Jo

Kim said...

LOL!

Annie said...

Oh Sam that is brilliant. I am sat here laughing....I bet my husband is wondering what I am up to here on the computer :-)
Hugs,
A x

butterfly said...

Nothing like the feeling of getting your own back in style!!
Alison x

Anita Houston said...

MY BELLY IS KILLING ME!!! Oh my word...I'm dying laughing! This is the funniest thing I've read in ages!!! Thank you!

Picto said...

Love it :)

Jan x

Linda Coughlin, the funkie junkie said...

LOL til I cried! That is too funny!

Di said...

Hilarious Sam! Deffo got even there :) Hugs, Di xx