Friday, 8 April 2016

Friday Funny

Visit to the Doctors

Those who 'do not' have a perverted sense of humour need to leave now...

A middle-aged woman seemed sheepish as she visited her gynecologist.

'Come now,' coaxed the doctor, you've been seeing me for years. There's nothing you can't tell me.’

'This one's kind of strange…'

'Let me be the judge of that,'The doctor replied

'Well,' she said, 'yesterday I went to the bathroom in the morning and heard a plink-plink-plink in the toilet and when I looked down, the water was full of pennies.

"'I see.'

'That afternoon I went to the bathroom again and, plink-plink-plink, there were nickels in the bowl.'

'That night,' she went on, 'I went again, plink-plink-plink, and there were dimes and this morning there were quarters!

You've got to tell me what's wrong with me!' she implored. 'I'm scared out of my wits!'

The gynecologist put a comforting hand on her shoulder. 'There, there, it's nothing to be scared about.

'You're simply going through the change!

Off to share this with Annie for the Friday Smiles.  You have to admit I have made you smile!!

Have a good weekend.  Think of me having to work hard tomorrow.  My first Saturday shift in my new job!!


Annie said...

Oh Sam how I've missed you and your jokes. I've not heard this one before and my face aches now. Thanks for the giggle.
Annie x

Barb said...

Fantastic! I don't know where you get them. hehehe! Barbxx

Felix the Crafty Cat said...

Very funny Hettie. I must be thick cos I didn't get it right to the end Lol! Brilliant. Have a great weekend with lots of smiles, Angela x

JoZart Designs said...

Oh, that was a great laugh and I certainly didn't expect the punch line.
No farthings, I notice... that was farthings with an h by the way!!!
Thanks for the chuckle,have a great weekend,
Jo x

Lisca said...

Pling pling, great joke! Made me chuckle. Then I read Jozart's comment and chuckjled even more!
Have a good week, and thanks for visiting mine,

Laura said...

Ha! :D

Sarn said...

Ha ha ha! You Nelly! X

Sarn said...

Ha ha ha! You Nelly! X

mamapez5 said...

You're right. You really did make me laugh at that one.
I hope the work isn't too arduous. Kate x

Helen said...

oh Hettie, we have missed your jokes! hope you're doing ok. xx

Kathleen said...

Good luck with the Saturday shift and glad to see that you are back with the funnies.

Kath x

Unknown said...

Oh, I laughed so hard I needed to pee, but no change!
Hope your day at work wasn't too bad.
Have a great week!

JoZart Designs said...

If ever you want me to get any of the bargain fins just shout as postage via myhermes is only around £2.50 for a kilo in weight. I would certainly post out to you no probs.
Jo x

Jo Capper-Sandon said...

heehee yes you did, you made me smile.

Hope your shift went ok x

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