Friday, 15 April 2016

Friday Funny...


Men Jokes   .......................
A LOT OF JOKES ABOUT BLONDE FEMALES FLOAT AROUND THE INTERNET BUT SOME MAY BE SURPRISED THAT THERE IS A WHOLE GROUP OF JOKES ABOUT MEN THAT MANY DO NOT SEE.
ENJOY THIS OTHER SIDE OF THE COIN.

One day my housework-challengedHusband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, 'What setting do I use on the washing machine?'
'It depends,' I replied
. 'What does it say on your shirt?'
He yelled back, ' Brisbane Broncos !'
And they say blondes are dumb...
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A couple is lying in bed. The man says,'I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world...'
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you.......
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'It's just too hot to wear clothes today,' Jack says as he stepped out of the shower..'Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?'
'Probably that I married you for your money,' she replied.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumour
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Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;Love to forgive him; and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I'll beat him to death.
AMEN
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Q: Why do little boys whine?
A: They are practising to be men.

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Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy. .

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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
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Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..

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Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
A: Rename the email folder 'Instruction Manuals'
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While creating husbands, God promised women that good and ideal husbands would be found in all corners of the world.........
......then He made the earth round, and laughed and laughed and laughed. 

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I am sharing this with Annie on Friday Smiles!!  Have a good weekend everyone!!

10 comments:

Annie said...

Oh Sam.....I have tears running down my face here laughing today. Thank you for the giggles today.
Have a good week.
Hugs,
Annie x

Barb said...

Oh you're so mean hehehe! Barbxx

SARN said...

Tee hee! Chuckling at some of those!

Happy Friday hugs going your way xxx

JoZart Quilts said...

Some great ones there and mostly very true!!!
Have a good weekend,
Jo x

Angela Radford said...

Hi Hettie, I loved it all but when I read them to "Him-In-Doors" he didn't seem to find them very funny which shows that men don't have much of a sense of humour Lol! Happy weekend, Angela x

Kathleen said...

My Hubby was not amused either and I don't know why as I thought they were all spot on and funny.

Kath x

Twiglet said...

Thanks for the chuckle - yes I agree with others - men just don't see the humour in this do they!(Too near the truth I guess!!) x Jo

mamapez5 said...

Chris has a sense of humour but it is very different from mine, and these wouldn't make him smile like they did me! Kate x

MaryH said...

Hi Hettie, saw your comment on a Rudy Day card, so zipped over to have a good chuckle at the funnies. So many folks are enjoying your terminology Crapalanche, when I've been using it on my blog! So after linking back to you so that my readers know from whence this terrific terminology came, I'll say thank you once again for such an apt name for the snippets pile! Hope all is well. Hugs

butterfly said...

I laughed and laughed and laughed too!
Alison x