Late Night Phone Call To The Vet
A dog lover, whose dog was a female and in heat, agreed to look after her neighbours' male dog while the neighbours were on holiday
She had a large house and believed that she could keep the two dogs apart.
However, as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together in obvious pain and unable to disengage, as so frequently happens when dogs mate.
Unable to separate them, and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.
After she explained the problem to him, the vet said, "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.
I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and he will be able to withdraw.”
"Do you think that will work?" she asked.
"It just worked for me,” he replied.
Off to share this with Annie for her Friday Smiles.
Sorry I have not been around much lately, but starting my new job and a course recently I have been running around like a B A F!!! I hope things have settled a little lately and will soon be back to my usual self!!
Hettie
xx
12 comments:
Hehehehe you are so wicked Sam....but I love you :-)
Glad to hear you're keeping busy...it just might keep you out of mischief....who am I kidding?
Have a great week. keep smiling.
Hugs,
Annie x
Good One Hettie! I hope the new job is going well. Have a lovely weekend. Barbxx
Ha ha - yes that would work I am sure!! x Jo
Hi Sam,
a very good funny indeed today.
Had me smiling.
Hope the job is going okay.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
That was naughty but it still made me smile! All the best for the new job. Kate x
ha ha ha
Kath x
Very naughty Hettie but I like it just the same. Have a great weekend with lots of smiles, Angela x
Oh now that's a real funny one :) Wishing you well with the new job too!
I was out all day today and just got home. Although it was a bit risque, I laughed when I read the punch line. Never would have guessed this one.
Glad to read you have been busy and not for illness, etc. Again, sorry I was late visiting today. Have a magical weekend, dear.
I'm laughing my head off here, Philip thinks I've gone mad
Lynn xx
Hee hee! Do hope all is going brilliantly with the job and the course. Sorry I've also been somewhat absent lately... we're even working 2 - 11pm today so just time to dash round and wish you a happy Easter!
Alison x
Too funny!!!! LOVE it!
Lynn
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