Friday, 15 May 2015

Friday Funny


At dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?"

Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason.

Henry was obviously hurt by his wife's confession, but said, "I never suspected. Can you tell me what you mean by 'good reasons?'"

Martha said, "The first time was shortly after we were married, and we were about to lose our little house because we couldn't pay the mortgage. Do you remember that one evening I went to see the banker and the next day he notified you that the loan would be extended?"

Henry recalled the visit to the banker and said, "I can forgive you for that. You saved our home, but what about the second time?" 
 Martha asked, "And do you remember when you were so sick, but we didn't have the money to pay for the heart surgery you needed? Well, I went to see your doctor one night and, if you recall, he did the surgery at no charge."

"I recall that," said Henry. "And you did it to save my life, so of course I can forgive you for that. Now tell me about the third time."

"All right," Martha said. "So do you remember when you ran for president of your golf club, and you needed 73 more votes?

Off to share this with Annie. 


Twiglet said...

Thanks Hettie! You always manage to make me smile. x Jo

Annie said...

Hehehe I must remember that one ;-)
Thanks for the chuckle.
Annie x
ps I thought of you while I was baking the buns but as the twins don't know you they ate the buns :-)

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Lol, like this one!!

Judys Fabrications said...

Hahahahaha!! My hubby said you have to go a long way to beat last week's funny!!Love your jokes Hettie.Thanks

SARN said...

Ha ha ha ha h . . . . that made me LOL!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

Robyn Oliver said...

Hettie I just read your joke out to hubby and he's laughing his head off...very good, fuuunnny

Elizabeth said...

That did me laugh, Hettie :) I really did not see that coming - very funny! Hugs, Elizabeth xx

Brenda said...

LOL Funny one Sam! Don't faint, I know I haven't been around in a long time! Hugs, Brenda

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I do l love to visit especially on Friday because I can always have a good chuckle at your funnies.
Keep on posting them.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

505whimsygirl said...

Hello Hettie,

Tee hee; wasn't expecting that ending!

Happy Friday!


Kathleen said...

But I wouldn't have bothered with the heart surgeon then I wouldn't have needed to bother with the 73 others.

Kath x

MaryH said...

ROFL.....cute! Happy wkend. TFS

Laura said...

snigger :)

mamapez5 said...

Sorry I am late getting around to visiting, but a Sunday smile is just as good as Friday one isn´t it!! Kate x