Friday, 1 May 2015

Friday Funny

A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old lady.  She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches up.

After about 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder again and she hands him another handful of peanuts.  She repeats this gesture about five more times.

When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”

“We can’t chew them because we have no teeth” she replied.

The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”

The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them”.  
 
I am linking this up with Annie for her Friday Smiles.

12 comments:

Annie said...

hehehe that's so funny Sam. I used to love whole nut chocolate. :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

SARN said...

Euuugghhhhh! xxx

Laura said...

Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
:D

Sue said...

Oh my Sam ewwwwwwwwwwwww!! LOL huggles Sue xxx

Elizabeth said...

Very funny, Hettie. Glad I don't eat peanuts :) Elizabeth xx

Kathleen said...

Glad the little old Lady enjoyed the chocolate!!!!!!!!

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

Ha Hettie. I have to admit I recognised that one as soon as started reading, but it still makes me smile. Kate x

Carol L said...

AAAACK!!!!! LOL

Robyn Oliver said...

ooooh yesss that is so funny Hettie, enjoy your weekend

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
ooooooo! this did make me chuckle so.
I do love your funnies.
I have real life one from last week, but it will take to long to relate.
maybe one day.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

scrappymo! said...

Too funny!

Mrs A. said...

Oh heck! It's the way you tell em!.
Hugs Mrs A.