Friday 26 December 2014

Friday Funny

Smile for the day--Amazing Facts

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.


A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.

(Don't try this at home; maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home . What the...?)

 The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.

(30 minutes. Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still can't believe that pig ...quality over quantity.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(No wonder women like man with strong muscles.......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing.) 

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder how much the government paid to figure that out.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.

(I know some people like that, too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig? Do the dolphins know about the pig?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and share this with someone you want to bring a smile to, maybe even a chuckle.
 Linking this up with my mate Annie!


Annie said...

It gives a new meaning to sleeping with the king of the jungle and calling him a pig doesn't it?
Thanks for the chuckle Sam
Annie x

scrappymo! said...

Had a good chuckle...Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

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Kathleen said...

Mmm always an enlightening post on a Friday.

Kath x

Kyla said...

Really? Off to find . Black light ☺

Mrs A. said...

Ok.first thing tomorrow I start to write right handed . It,s just taken me all day to do this right has edged. Hugs mrs

mamapez5 said...

Plenty to smile at here. Who´d have thought it of a pig?
Kate x

Words and Pictures said...

Thank you for many very broad chuckles here and throughout the year!
Alison xx