Friday, 19 December 2014

Friday Funny

A Christmas Tradition
When four of Santa's elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the Pre-Christmas pressure.
Then Mrs. Claus told Santa her mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more.
When he went to harness the reindeer, he found that three of them were about to give birth and two others had jumped the fence and were out, Heaven knows where.
Then when he began to load the sleigh, one of the floorboards cracked, the toy bag fell to the ground and all the toys were scattered.
Frustrated, Santa went in the house for a cup of apple cider and a shot of rum. 
When he went to the cupboard, he discovered the elves had drunk all the cider and hidden the rum. 
In his frustration, he accidentally dropped the cider jug, and it broke into hundreds of little glass pieces all over the kitchen floor. 
He went to get the broom and found the mice had eaten all the straw off the end of the broom.
Just then the doorbell rang, and an irritated Santa marched to the door, yanked it open, and there stood a little angel with a great big Christmas tree.
The angel said very cheerfully, 'Merry Christmas, Santa. Isn't this a lovely day?
I have a beautiful tree for you. Where would you like me to stick it?'
And thus began the tradition of the little angel on top of the Christmas tree.
Not many people know this!


Kathyk said...

After a day like that ...... LOL!

Happy Friday


Robyn Oliver said...

Oh my Hettie - so that's why I have a star on my tree. Have a wonderful week, happy Christmas, Robyn

Judys Fabrications said...

Oh Hettie..did you hear the burst of laughter that came from over here in OzLand!!
Oh just what I needed. A darn good laugh!!Thanks all the year hettie for brightening our Fridays with your fabulous jokes.
Have a gorgeous Christmas, and be happy!!
Judy xx

SARN said...

Not very hospitable is he? LOL! Remind me not to visit the North Pole, just in case Santa's in a bad mood! xxx

Annie said...

Hehehe I guess we all have bad days...but the angel has suffered long enough surely? :-)
Thanks for all your giggles over the last year Sam. I really hope you have a wonderful Christmas and here's to many more smiles in 2015.
Annie x

Fiona@Staring at the Sea said...

Ha ha! No angels here. Just a little winged bear.

Elizabeth said...

Hi Hettie, so glad I have a star on my tree ... I'll never be able to look at an angel again without wincing :) Have a wonderful Christmas. Elizabeth xx

Kathleen said...

He hee

Kath x

mamapez5 said...

You´re always good for a laugh Hettie! Kate x

Mrs A. said...

No tree here this year thank heavens. The strain of having someone with extreme OCD decorate it was just an angel too far!
Thanks for all your funnies. Hugs Mrs A.

Picto said...

Ha ha, I'll never look at an angel sat atop of a tree in the same way again.
Jan x

Karen Petitt said...

Very cool and very fun huni! Wishing you and Mr Hettie a very Merry and Happy Christmas! I hope you get rid of that rotten cold soon and get some lovely new crafty stash! Karen xx

voodoo vixen said...

LOL good one Hettie!! Merry Christmas! A bit late, hope you had a good one... and all the best for a crafty New Year!