Friday, 10 October 2014

Friday Funny


An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an
American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, 'You Australian folk eat the whole bread?'

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, 'of course.'

The American blew a huge bubble. 'We don't. In the States, we only eat what's inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia ..'

The American had a smirk on his face.  The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, 'D'ya eat jam with your bread?'

Sighing, the Australian replied, 'of course.'

Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, 'we don't. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds and the leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Australia ..

The Australian then asked, 'Do you have sex in the States?'

The American smiled and said 'Why of course we do.'

The Australian leaned closer to him and asked, 'And what do you do with the condoms once you've used them?'

'We throw them away, of course!'

Now it was the Australians turn to smile.

'We don't. In Australia, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States.

Why do you think it's called Wrigley's?'?


Annie said...

Hehe thanks for that. Just read it out to Shell and she had to hold on well to her stitches to have a chuckle šŸ˜ƒ
Annie x

SARN said...

Ugh! xxx What an image you've given me! THANKS SO MUCH!x

Susanne Vargas said...

Oh, that's hilarious! But I might not chew gum for a while...

Di said...

Ack :(

Hugs, Di xx

Elizabeth said...

Yucky image :( Hubby chews gum all the time but this didn't stop me chuckling :) Elizabeth xx

Kathyk said...

OH MY! lol

Happy Friday


Kyla said...

Excellent!! Love it :-)


505whimsygirl said...

I just knew there was a very GOOD reason why I don't chew gum!!! Even though I'm american I absolutely can't stand it when people pop their gum or play with it. ACK.


Helen said...

oh very good! never was that fond of gum...

Kathleen said...


Kath x

Robyn Oliver said...

Hilarious Hettie, go the Aussies. Happy Friday Smiles, enjoy your weekend Robyn

fairy thoughts said...

I was wondering where this one was going ..... I did think of that .... Very good :-)

Mrs A. said...

I wondered where this was going too!! Good job I hate the stuff. Have a great weekend. Erm can I have a lay in on Sunday please! Hugs Mrs A.

mamapez5 said...

Very good. I'm just glad I don't chew gum! Kate x

Carol L said...

AACK!! I'm thankful I don't chew gum, or I'd have to give it up now! LOL

Debs Willis said...

Ick!!! And I DO chew gum, but not Wrigleys ha ha :-)
Debs xx