Friday, 24 October 2014

Friday Funny - Lesson in politeness

During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:

 'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady,   how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'

Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'

The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.'
 
What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'

Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'

'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.

And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'

Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment?  I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'






The teacher fainted 

12 comments:

SARN said...

Snigger! xxx

Di said...

Snort :)) xxx

Belinda Basson said...

this is made even funnier by wondering what age group she was talking to?

Laura said...

Titter!

Cardarian said...

Ha, ha I really needed a good laugh and you did it! Thank you!
Hugs,
Cardarian

Kathyk said...

ROFLMAO!!!

Kathyk

Annie said...

That's brilliant....I really am laughing here....in fact it's made me have a coughing fit!! :-) :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

fairy thoughts said...

He he yes that hit he spot
Janet

mamapez5 said...

I was on the same wave-length as Belinda with that one! Kate x

Robyn Oliver said...

Happy Friday Smiles Hettie -laughing out loud..and I'm wondering what the teacher was going to suggest, cheers Robyn

Mrs A. said...

Even worse. Which of the 3 brought her round and how!!!

Debs Willis said...

Snort!! V funny :-)