Friday, 27 June 2014

Friday Funny

You think you have lived to be 80 plus and know who you are, then along comes someone and blows it all to hell.

An old Marine Pilot sat down at the Costa, still wearing his old USMC flight jacket and ordered a cup of coffee. 
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him. She turned to the pilot and asked, Are you a real pilot?

He replied, 'Well, I've spent my whole life flying planes, first Stearmans, then the early Grumman, flew a Wildcat and Corsair in WWII, and later in the Korean conflict, Banshees and Cougars. I've taught more than 260 people to fly and given rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot, and you, what are you? 

She said, 'I'm a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women. When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.' 
The two sat sipping in silence. 
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked: "Are you a real pilot?" 

He replied, 'I always thought I was until a few minutes ago, but I just found out I'm a lesbian.'    



Annie said...

How quickly it's possible to change a job description :-)
So funny Sam.
Annie x

Kathyk said...

Tee Hee, glad to have linked to this weeks FF on my blog then, Hettie!!!


Belinda Basson said...


Kathleen said...

Seen this before but still made me giggle.

Kath x

fairy thoughts said...

Ha ha ..... Great

Judys Fabrications said...

Love this..thanks Hettie!

Robyn Oliver said...

Hi Hettie, well your yarn bought out more than a chuckle from me...very funny. Enjoy your weekend Robyn

Eliza said...

This is brilliant, I really needed that laugh and gosh the smile is going to last hours. Thanks

Hugs Eliza

Laura said...

Ah I love my Hettie Friday Smiles (even if I don't read them until Saturday!)
Thanks for the smile :)

Gay Peplow said...

LOL Naughty, naughty but I couldn't help myself giggling, good one Sam, Hugs Gay x

butterfly said...

Tee hee! Hope you're enjoying a wonderful weekend.
Alison xx

SARN said...

Hey = what did Blogger do with my comment? Am sure I said that I liked the verbal version of this on Friday!

Hugs, Sarn xxx

MaryH said...

LOL.....This was a good one, TFS & Hugs.