During one of her daily classes, a teacher trying to teach good manners, asked her students the following question:
'Michael, if you were on a date having dinner with a nice young lady, how would you tell her that you have to go to the bathroom?'
Michael said: 'Just a minute I have to go pee.'
The teacher responded by saying: 'That would be rude and impolite.'
What about you, Sherman, how would you say it?'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
Sherman said: 'I am sorry, but I really need to go to the bathroom. I'll be right back.'
'That's better, but it's still not very nice to say the word bathroom at the dinner table.
And you, little Johnny, can you use your brain for once and show us your good manners?'
Johnny said: 'I would say: Darling, may I please be excused for a moment? I have to shake hands with a very dear friend of mine, whom I hope to introduce you to after dinner.'
The teacher fainted
12 comments:
Snigger! xxx
Snort :)) xxx
this is made even funnier by wondering what age group she was talking to?
Titter!
Ha, ha I really needed a good laugh and you did it! Thank you!
Hugs,
Cardarian
ROFLMAO!!!
Kathyk
That's brilliant....I really am laughing here....in fact it's made me have a coughing fit!! :-) :-)
Hugs,
Annie x
He he yes that hit he spot
Janet
I was on the same wave-length as Belinda with that one! Kate x
Happy Friday Smiles Hettie -laughing out loud..and I'm wondering what the teacher was going to suggest, cheers Robyn
Even worse. Which of the 3 brought her round and how!!!
Snort!! V funny :-)
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