Friday Funny

A reporter was sent to interview a woman who had just celebrated her 100^th birthday. 

“You look remarkably healthy,” said the reporter. “To what do you attribute your good health?” 

“I have always used the tried and tested, old-fashioned home remedies whenever I am sick,” she replied. “To improve my digestion I drink beer, in the case of appetite loss I drink white wine, in the case of low blood pressure I drink red wine, in the case of high blood pressure I drink single malt scotch whisky, and when I have a cold I drink schnapps. If I feel a headache coming on I drink a glass or two of Champagne. ”

“When do you drink water?” asked the reporter. 

“I’ve never been that sick,” came the reply.