Black Panties
Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago. Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet."
Well, it was an immediate hit. They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain...
Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.
Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
She replied:
"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning."
He knew he was not getting lucky that night.
The following night was the same, She stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit. But now he was wearing a black condom...
She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"
He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
17 comments:
Oh Sam. Where do you find them? :-) :-) :-)
Hugs,
Annie x
Snigger! xxx
Oh My!!! ROFLMSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kathyk
Oh Sam! You always catch us out. Thanks for the giggle. x Jo
OMG! haaaaaa
Happy Friday,
Kay
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sam!!!! so funny lol huggles Sue xxx
Hilarious! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#9)
Ooo you are aweful but I like it.
Kath x
ROFLOL I love your sense of humor Hettie!
So funny :-) Anne x
Bwahahahahaha, bringing a big bar of Fairy soap tomorrow to wash your mouth out :))
Hugs, Di xx
Omg. Not exactly wot I should be reading in the lounge of a hotel late at night whilst the other guests are quaffing their night caps. .!! Your so naughty but I likes yer.
Hugs mrs a.
Ho Ho, He He, Ha Ha..Thanks I needed that!!
Judy xx
Where do you get them from? You are one naughty lady but you always make me laugh! Kate x
hehehe oo that's rude but soo good! lol!
Rather late visiting the smiles - I'm calling them Tuesday Smiles instead!
Thanks for the rude smile!
Laura
Yup, and I'm having a Thursday guffaw!
Alison xx
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