Friday Funny - One for the men!

 Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the supermarket and in dark car parks, etc. 

This is the first warning I have seen for men.  I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. 

Men who may be regular customers at Sainsbury's, Asda, Tesco, or even B&Q watch out!.  This one caught me totally by surprise.  Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.  Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic.  Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.        

Here's how the scam works:

Two nice looking college girls will come over to your car as you are packing your purchases.  They both start wiping your windscreen with a wet rag, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. (It's impossible not to look).  When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' but instead ask for a ride to McDonalds.

You agree and they climb into the vehicle.  On the way, they start undressing.  Then one of them starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.                    

       

I have had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, again on the 17th, 20th, 24th and the 25th.  Also August 1st, 4th, 8th, twice on the 26th & 27th, and very likely again this coming weekend.

So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of us older men.  Warn your friends to be vigilant.

Tesco have wallets on sale for £1.99 each.  I found even cheaper ones for £0.99 at the Pound Shop and bought all their stock.

      

Also, you never get to eat at McDonalds.  I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth from Asda, Tesco and Sainsbury's.

      

So please, send this on to all the older men that you know and warn them to be on the lookout for this scam (the best times are just before lunch and around 4.30 in the afternoon).