Hello My Lovely Friends
Happy Friday everyone. I have a little change to my usual Friday Funny. I actually have two photos of yours truly going to bed!!
Last Friday I was sat at my sewing machine making the PJ bottoms that you see me wearing. As I sat there making them, I could not help but think of my Mum and all the happy times we were at quilting workshops, sewing days, lace days and was smiling the whole time. I emailed our dear friend Annie a picture of the fabric and told her I was smiling as I was making them and on finishing the PJs on Monday she insisted I shared photos of me wearing them today. So here I am toddling off up to bed with my Rupert and hot water bottle. Well it is cold right now!!
Please do enlarge the photo to see the little characters on the fabric. I bought the fabric in Doughtys in Hereford, purely on a whim as I just knew it would make great PJs!! I didn't want a matching top so I bought the t-shirt from a store on a well known auction site!!
And now I suppose you want a joke as well.....Here goes!!
A senior citizen drove his brand new Corvette convertible out of the dealership and past MacDonalds. Taking off down the Trans Canada, he floored it to 120 kph, enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.
"Amazing!" he thought as he flew down the 401, pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw the RCMP behind him, red and blue lights flashing and siren blaring.
"I can get away from him - no problem!" thought the elderly nut case as he floored it to 130 kph, then 140, then 150 kph. Suddenly, he thought, "What on earth am I doing? I'm too old for this nonsense!", pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the Mountie to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the officer walked up to the driver's side of the Corvette, looked at his watch and said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I've never heard before, I'll let you go."
The man, looking very seriously at the Mountie, said, "Years ago, my
wife ran off with an RCMP officer. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, Sir," said the Mountie.
Right then, I hope you like that one. Thanks to my little friend Kath for this one!!!
Off to join my friend Annie for the usual Friday Smiles!!
Hugs and have a great weekend.