BEST AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:
An Aussie walks into a pub and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman...
He gives her a quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a moment.
The woman notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?'
'No', he replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was just testing it..'
The intrigued woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?
''What's so special about it?'
The Aussie explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically.'
The lady says, 'What's it telling you now?'
Well, it says you're not wearing any knickers.'
The woman giggles and replies
'Well it must be broken because I am wearing knickers!'
The Aussie smiles, taps his watch and says,
'Bloody thing's an hour fast!'
Tee hee!! I hope this made you smile as I am off to join Annie with her Friday Smiles.