Friday, 22 January 2016

Friday Funny



An Aussie walks into a pub  and takes a seat next to a very attractive  woman...  
He gives her a  quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a  moment. 

The woman  notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 

'No', he  replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was  just testing it..' 

The intrigued  woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?  
''What's so  special about it?' 

The Aussie  explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me  telepathically.' 

The lady says,  'What's it telling you now?' 

Well, it  says you're not wearing any knickers.' 

The woman  giggles and replies
'Well it must  be broken because I am wearing knickers!' 

The Aussie  smiles, taps his watch and says,  
'Bloody thing's  an hour fast!'

Tee hee!!  I hope this made you smile as I am off to join Annie with her Friday Smiles.


Annie said...

Oh Sam! You are so wicked but I'm really thrilled to see you back sharing your giggles. I really hope you're now making steady progress with your recovery my friend. Keep smiling.
Big healing hugs,
Annie x

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Glad to see you back on form :-D

SARN said...

Ha ha ha . . . love this one xxx

Happy Friday to you mate xxx

Lisca Meijer said...

Haha! I like it!
Glad you are 'keeping you pecker up' as they say. Hope you are recovering from your ordeal. Take it easy,
Have a good week,

Twiglet said...

Ha ha - a bit like keeping a breast of the times. x Jo

Lynn Holland said...

Saucy !!!
Watch out for Mr Postie Sam he is bringing you a little surprise
Lynn xx

Barb said...

Yes- that's a good one hehe! I hope you're making good progress Hettie. Barbxx

Kathleen said...

Yes it did make me smile, thank you.

Kath x

JoZart Quilts said...

Laughter is the best medicine, so they say, and it certainly seems to have perked you up no end. Keep on smiling and keep on getting well.
Jo x

pearshapedcrafting said...

Ooh! Saucy eh! My email is in my profile info if you want me to send you E's address! Have a great weekend! Hugs, Chrisx

JoZart Quilts said...

Thanks for your comment Sam! The bag is made from Batik fabric... I love it. It's made in such places as Indonesia. I bet your Liberty fabric is all the vintage designs some of which are harder to find nowadays. Make the most of it. I love sewing it both by machine or by hand. Look forward to seeing just what you make.
Jo x

Darnell J Knauss said...

The cheek! That pickup line would have made me giggle back in the day! Wait, it even made me giggle today!! I hope you are feeling better every day!! Hugs, Darnell

Carol L said...

Good one!! Thanks for the chuckles :)

Diane said...

Wonderful and funny Hettie.

Hugs Diane

butterfly said...

Good, very good.
Alison xx

Team Clark said...

So glad to hear that you are recovering from your accident, what a bummer! Glad to see you're playing a little again. This is the funniest joke! I could never retell it because I always botch jokes up. Ha, but so funny! TFS!