Friday, 27 February 2015

Friday Funny

THE CABBIE AND THE NUN


A cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her. She asks him why he is staring.

He replies: "I have a question to ask you but I don't want to offend you"

She answers, " My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."

" Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."

She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."

The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!"


"OK!" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."


The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a hooker blush. But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.

"My dear child," said the nun, why are you crying?"

"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess, I'm married and I'm Jewish."

The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."

20 comments:

Kathyk said...

OH MY!!! tee hee

Di said...

Snort! Too funny :) Tee, tee!!

Hugs

Di xx

Annie said...

Oh that really has made me laugh this morning Sam....I can see why you were smiling yesterday now :-)
Hugs,
Annie x

Laura said...

Ha!
A classic Sam joke!
Happy Friday
Laura
x

Lynn Holland said...

Absolutely brilliant x

Twiglet said...

So funny!! Thanks Hettie. x Jo

Brenda said...

Didn't see that one coming!! lol Too funny! Hugs, Brenda

mamapez5 said...

That is just too funny!
Thanks Hettie. Kate xx

Jenny L said...

Hi Sam,
I don't know where you find these jokes but they shore make me smile, and chuckle.
Just what everyone needs to do at least once a day, and if not more.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

Bleubeard and Elizabeth said...

I laughed and laughed and laughed at this one, dear friend.

SARN said...

I read this out to Gra & Julie at lunchtime and we all laughed out loud at it.

GOOD ONE!

Didn't see the punchline coming.

Thanks for the belly laugh, love from all of us!

xxxx

Helen said...

Proper laughing out loud here!!

Lunch Lady Jan said...

Hahahahaha!! Love it :-)

Elizabeth said...

Really laughing out loud here, so funny! Elizabeth xx

Kathleen said...

Very funny.

Kath x

Kyla said...

Brilliant :-)

MaryH said...

LOL! TFS & brightening my day. Hugs

Diane said...

Oh Hettie, your joke was just too funny.

Hugs Diane

Carol L said...

Bwahahahahaha!!! Good one Hettie :)

butterfly said...

Okay, that got me laughing out loud!
Alison xx