Friday, 19 July 2013

Friday Funny

Should children witness childbirth? 


Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. 



The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr. old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby.

Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. 

Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. 

The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. 

The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked the wide-eyed 3-yr. old what she thought about what she had just witnessed. 


Kathleen quickly responded,"He shouldn't have crawled in there in the first place.... smack his arse again!" 



14 comments:

Angela Coles said...

funny

Annie said...

An oldy but goody :-) Love it.
Hugs,
Annie x

Sylvia/LittleTreasures said...

O!! a smile renedered, and I need each one this week. Have a fun weekend. Lots to do my son will come home from Germany to visit on Monday, so got to get crackin!!

Amanda said...

This really made me chuckle today. The craft shop is tiny ut well stocked and with lots of different types of stuff too. There is a pub near by called the upper boat where we stopped for a Carvery lunch for less than a fiver. Oh forgot to say it is called Dandie crafts and the ladies that run it are lovely and have classes too, not been to one though. Hugs, Amanda x

Karen Petitt said...

omgee, lol, this one had me cackling loudly enough that I had to read it to DH - wonderful thank you for the laugh Karen x

Mrs A. said...

A very worthy Friday funny. Keep em coming! Hugs Mrs A.

JoZart said...

That's so good!
jo x

Di said...

Ha, ha - very good Sam!

Hugs, Di xx

Caro said...

I've heard this one before and it makes me laugh every time. Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#10)

Tracy said...

Hilarious!

Angie said...

I was not expecting that punch line ....I roared xx

Helen said...

Good one!

mamapez5 said...

That took me by surprise! Good one! Kate x

Laura said...

Brilliant! Not heard that one before...