Friday, 14 August 2015

Friday Funny


Have a giggle at actual notices that were placed in the classifieds of newspapers in America. Trust those yanks!

Illiterate? Write today for free help.

Stock up and save! Limit: one per customer.

Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

 


Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again.

Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.

Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.

Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel.

Semi-annual after-Christmas sale.

3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.

Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating.

Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Medical plan and salary.

For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.

Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.

We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.

Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition.

Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first.

Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person.

Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential.

Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.

Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops.

Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family.

And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.


I hope some of these have raised a smile on this Friday!!  Linking up with Annie for the Friday Smile!!

16 comments:

Annie said...

Brilliant Sam.....lots of giggles there :-0
Hugs,
Annie x

Barb said...

Fantastic! I tried to pick a favourite but was unable too. They're all so good. Barbxx

sue jones said...

I had better go pick up that desk!! They are all brill and made me giggle x Soojay 4

Twiglet said...

Yes! I am that grandmother and I bought the mixing bowls and the antique desk!!!Thanks for the laugh. x Jo

Robyn Oliver said...

Oh Yes Hetti they are really good, some folk must just not proof read. Happy Friday and have a lovely weekend Robyn

Di said...

Oh Sam, some really great ones here! Snort :))

Hugs

Di xx

Anne said...

Hilarious! Needed a giggle! X

Anne said...

Hilarious! Needed a giggle! X

Anne said...

Hilarious! Needed a giggle! X

mamapez5 said...

These all gave me a chuckle. Such fun. What a difference punctuation can make! Kate x

Kathleen said...

Certainly raised a giggle or two from me.

Kath x

Lisca Meijer said...

What fun! Thanks for posting!
Lisca#11

JoZart Quilts said...

Excellent giggles ! Have a good weekend
Jo x

Diane said...

Morning Hettie, thanks for the giggles.

Hugs Diane

Elizabeth said...

Brilliant, Sam ... 'smacks' included - priceless! Have a great day. Elizabeth xx

butterfly said...

Oh lord... well, the exciting bikinis made me laugh out loud, but my absolute favourite is the hard-to-find person. On the other hand, I'm holding my head in my hands in something close to despair. As a lover of language, I fear for the future of precision of expression!
Alison xx