Friday Funny

Have a giggle at actual notices that were placed in the classifieds of newspapers in America. Trust those yanks! Illiterate? Write today for free help. Stock up and save! Limit: one per customer. Tired of cleaning yourself. Let me do it.

 

Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, you'll never go anywhere again. Our experienced mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included. Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children. Man wanted to work in dynamite factory. Must be willing to travel. Semi-annual after-Christmas sale. 3-year old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred. Mixing bowl set designed to please a cook with round bottom for efficient beating. Girl wanted to assist magician in cutting-off-head illusion. Medical plan and salary. For sale: antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers. Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too. We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand. Have several very old dresses from grandmother in beautiful condition. Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated. Come here first. Christmas tag-sale. Handmade gifts for the hard-to-find person. Wanted: Hair cutter. Excellent growth potential. Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink. Our bikinis are exciting. They are simply the tops. Wanted. Widower with school age children requires person to assume general housekeeping duties. Must be capable of contributing to growth of family. And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience. I hope some of these have raised a smile on this Friday!!  Linking up with Annie for the Friday Smile!!