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Friday, 16 May 2014

Friday Funny


A circus owner runs an advert for a ?lion tamer wanted? and two people show up.

One is a retired golfer in his late-sixties and the other is a drop-dead, gorgeous brunette with a killer body in her mid-twenties.

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion. He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history."

"Here's your equipment -- a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first." She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.

The lion starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her. As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

He then turns to the retired golfer and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old golfer replies, "Possibly...but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

24 comments:

  1. Hehehe love it.
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. I didn't see that one coming. that is adorable. And you should be ashamed of yourself (Grin).

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  3. Made me LOL! Hilarious! xxx

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  4. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  5. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  6. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  7. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  8. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  9. he he big smile.... everyone (2) people in th gym just looked at mme !!!
    janet

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  10. Ha! Didn't see that coming.
    Thanks for the smile
    Laura

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  11. Hahaha! Awesome, I was not predicting the joke to end like that!! Too funny. Thanks for sharing. TGIF!

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  12. Ditto to all the above!! Have a great weekend, Chris xx

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  13. Very funny! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#13)

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  14. I'm chucking away and I bet Janet (Fairythoughts) was laughing so much her finger got stuck on the send button!
    Jo x

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  15. LOL,Golfers!! Too funny, thanks for sharing

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  16. Yes siree...it was a big smile !! Have a great week.

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  17. Nice one!! Must show this to The Doc. Hugs Mrs A.

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  18. Brilliant - I didn't see that one coming. x Jo

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  19. Once again you have made me smile. Your stories always have an unexpected twist. Kate x

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  20. Naughty!!! :-)

    Hope to catch up Saturday?

    Kyla

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx