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Friday, 21 August 2015

Friday Funny

 
There was a small church in Nempnett Thrubwell, Somerset, England, that had a really big-busted organist, by the name of Bunty.
 
Bunty's breasts were so huge that they inadvertently bounced and jiggled the entire time she played the organ.
 
Unfortunately, she distracted most of the congregation considerably, both male and female.
The very proper church ladies of the WI were appalled. They said something had to be done about this or they would have to get another organist.
 
So, one of the ladies approached Bunty, very discreetly, and told her to mash up some green persimmons and rub them on the nipples of her breasts and maybe they would shrink in size, but warned her to not eat any of the green persimmons, because they are so sour they will make your mouth pucker up and you won't be able to talk properly for a week!
 
Bunty the perky organist agreed to try rubbing the persimmons on her nipples.
The following Sunday morning Tarquin the Vicar got up in the pulpit and said...
 
"Dew to thircumsthanthis bewond my contwol, we will not haff a thermon tewday."

Tee Hee!  Hope that made you thmile today.  Off to share it with my mate Annie's Smiles on a Friday.

Have a great weekend everyone.

Hettie

19 comments:

  1. Tee Hee!!!! So glad she didn't live down the road in the village of LUSTY then!!!!

    Kathyk

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  2. Chuckling here now Sam....thanks for that.
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  3. Ha Ha - Love it :) Have a fab week. Soojay x

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  4. Another really great one from you today Hettie. Have a great week. Barbxx

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  5. Smirking in the corner here! xxx

    Nearly the weekend xxx

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  6. Another gem! Thanks Sam. x Jo

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  7. Ooo, naughty! I had agiggle about that. Especially when I envisioned Bunty playing the organ... I am rather big busted myself and can totally imagine the bouncy situation.
    Thanks for the smile,
    Have agood week,
    Lisca#6

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  8. had the giggles here lol.....happy Friday
    Tilly

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  9. Ha ha ha ha ha Hettie, yes you made me smile very funny. Now have a wonderful weekend Cheers Robyn

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  10. So funny :-) :-) :-) :-) x

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  11. So funny :-) :-) :-) :-) x

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  12. So funny :-) :-) :-) :-) x

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  13. Yep, had a giggle or two and good grief glad I don't live in that village with a name like that.

    Kath x

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  14. Naughty, naughty! But funny too! Kate x

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  15. Oh, you are naughty....... but I like it!
    Jo x

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  16. Ah, I know that village well!!

    by the way... where's the photo of your new tunic top then? :-)

    kyla
    ps - happy belated WOYWW

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  17. Hi Hettie, sorry for being so late ... I was away for the weekend and returned to start packing everything away in my craft room ready for a makeover so time has been incredibly limited. Enjoyed the joke - so funny :) Elizabeth xx

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  18. I see… well as long as he's not a Catholic and supposedly chaste…
    Alison xx

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx