A tour bus driver is driving with a bus load of
seniors down a highway when he is tapped on his shoulder by a little old
lady. She offers him a handful of peanuts, which he gratefully munches
up.
After about 15 minutes she taps him on his shoulder
again and she hands him another handful of peanuts. She repeats this
gesture about five more times.
When she is about to hand him another batch again he asks the little old lady, “Why don’t you eat the peanuts yourself?”
“We can’t chew them because we have no teeth” she replied.
The puzzled driver asks, “Why do you buy them then?”
The old lady replied, “We just love the chocolate around them”.
I am linking this up with Annie for her Friday Smiles.
hehehe that's so funny Sam. I used to love whole nut chocolate. :-)
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Annie x
Euuugghhhhh! xxx
ReplyDeleteEwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!
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Oh my Sam ewwwwwwwwwwwww!! LOL huggles Sue xxx
ReplyDeleteVery funny, Hettie. Glad I don't eat peanuts :) Elizabeth xx
ReplyDeleteGlad the little old Lady enjoyed the chocolate!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteKath x
Ha Hettie. I have to admit I recognised that one as soon as started reading, but it still makes me smile. Kate x
ReplyDeleteAAAACK!!!!! LOL
ReplyDeleteooooh yesss that is so funny Hettie, enjoy your weekend
ReplyDeleteHi Sam,
ReplyDeleteooooooo! this did make me chuckle so.
I do love your funnies.
I have real life one from last week, but it will take to long to relate.
maybe one day.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
Too funny!
ReplyDeleteOh heck! It's the way you tell em!.
ReplyDeleteHugs Mrs A.