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Friday, 10 April 2015

Friday Funny

Donald & Daisy

Donald Duck and Daisy Duck were spending the night together in a hotel room and Donald wanted to make love with Daisy.

The first thing Daisy asked was, "Do you have a condom?"

Donald frowned and said, "No."

Daisy told Donald that if he didn't get a condom, they could not have sex.

"Maybe they sell them at the front desk," she suggested.

So Donald went down to the lobby and asked the hotel receptionist if they had condoms.

"Yes, we do," she said and pulledouta packet from under the counter and gave it to Donald.

The receptionist asked, "Would you like me to put it on your bill?"

"Thit No!" Donald quacked, "I'll thuffocate!"



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16 comments:

  1. tilly10 April 2015 at 09:55

    hehehehehe love this one, made me laugh!
    Tilly

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  2. JoZart Designs10 April 2015 at 10:25

    Oooh, you are awful but I like it!
    Jo x

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  3. Robyn Oliver10 April 2015 at 11:02

    "Quacked" me up again Hettie, very funny. Happy Friday and enjoy your weekend

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  4. Annie10 April 2015 at 11:36

    That's one quacking joke today Sam. I actually expected a different reply from Donald.....I just knew putting it on his bill wouldn't make Daisy happy :-)
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  5. ElizabethR10 April 2015 at 13:30

    Soooo funny, have a great weekend, Elizabeth xxx ps collecting another dog tomorrow, Gerard think I'm joking :O xxx

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  6. Brenda10 April 2015 at 14:16

    To funny! Hugs, Brenda

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  7. Carol L10 April 2015 at 14:20

    Thufferin thuccatash, this was funny!! I loved it :) You quack me up Miss Hettie :)

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  8. Lunch Lady Jan10 April 2015 at 15:22

    Lolol!! Loved this :-)
    Xxx

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  9. Kay Hammock10 April 2015 at 16:18

    Oh Hettie,

    Tee hee. Thanks for making me laugh!

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  10. Sarn10 April 2015 at 17:20

    You nutter! X

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  11. Sarn10 April 2015 at 17:20

    You nutter! X

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  12. Kathleen10 April 2015 at 21:10

    Yes I did smile.

    Kath x

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  13. mamapez510 April 2015 at 23:01

    Yes I did!! Kate x

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  14. Di11 April 2015 at 16:14

    Tee, hee! Made me laugh too :)

    Hugs

    Di xx

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  15. Words and Pictures11 April 2015 at 20:48

    Yes, I did - you caught me!
    Alison xx

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  16. Mrs A.12 April 2015 at 00:14

    Yep made me smile as I was expecting a different version.
    Hugs Mrs A.

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx