A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says, "Please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbor decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says,
"First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh ................
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
I am linking with my friend Annie for her Friday Smiles!
HA HA HA HA HA HA, very funny Hettie, enjoy your weekend Robyn
ReplyDeleteHeard it before but .... STILL FUNNY!
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Kathyk
Hehe!! Good one!
ReplyDeleteI could see that one comming....I watch Mrs Brown :-)
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Annie x
Really funny - I'm still giggling. Since I'm 68, I wonder if I will get like that?
ReplyDeleteROFLOL! :) :) :-o
ReplyDeleteHilarious - caught me good and proper :)
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Di xx
Brilliant - hilarious - I just did not see that coming at all :) Hugs, Elizabeth xx
ReplyDeleteHaaaa. This could be my future...
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Kay
Hi Sam,
ReplyDeleteooooooooooo that sounds just like me and hubby now. lol.
I am so glad our old age antics are a good laugh to everyone. lol.
It made me smile, even though it could be very true one day of all of us. lol.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
oh so good!!
ReplyDeleteThis really made me laugh, last thing I expected.
ReplyDeleteKath x
Sorry I'm late getting here. Just said good-bye to Thanksgiving company. That was a new funny to me. I laughed hard when I read it.
ReplyDeleteDidn't see that one coming at all. Lol,. Hugs Mrs A.
ReplyDeleteOMG! Love it! That'll be ME one day . . .so be kind! xxx
ReplyDeleteThat is SO funny! Can see myself doing that too!
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Debs x
Greetings Hettie, I am still laughing.
ReplyDeleteHugs Diane
Thanks for the belly laugh!
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