Some definitions for you...
ADULT:
A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle.
BEAUTY PARLOR:
A place where women curl up and dye.
CHICKENS:
The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead.
COMMITTEE:
A body that keeps minutes and wastes hours.
DUST:
Mud with the juice squeezed out.
EGOTIST:
Someone who is usually me-deep in conversation.
HANDKERCHIEF:
Cold Storage.
INFLATION:
Cutting money in half without damaging the paper.
MOSQUITO:
An insect that makes you like flies better.
RAISIN:
A grape with a sunburn.
SECRET:
Something you tell to one person at a time.
SKELETON:
A bunch of bones with the person scraped off.
TOOTHACHE:
The pain that drives you to extraction.
TOMORROW:
One of the greatest labour saving devices of today.
YAWN:
An honest opinion openly expressed.
And MY Personal Favorite!!
WRINKLES:
Something other people have,
Similar to my character lines.
Brilliant....how clever. Thanks for sharing Sam. Hope that leg is starting to heal better now.
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Annie x
AWESOME funnies today
ReplyDeleteKathyk
Great!
ReplyDelete'Mud with the juice squeezed out' is one I will remember, and perhaps even jot down in my art journal :)
Wishing you lots of smiles over the weekend
Those are brilliant! Love them all!
ReplyDeleteFab as always ... My fav is the yawn
ReplyDeleteThanks for sharing
Kanet
Tee, hee! Some new ones here Sam :)
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Di xx
funny.
ReplyDeletebless you
Nice to have a bit if a smile and giggle as I am at it again watching Children in Need, tears flowing.
ReplyDeleteKath x
...of course I don't have wrinkles either, you find the best things Hettie for us to have a chuckle at...isn't the English language complicated. Thanks for my weekly 'joke', cheers and enjoy your weekend Robyn
ReplyDeleteBrilliant! I'm still chuckling over the first one - sounds like me :) And the definition of Committee - so true, so true! Thanks for sharing, Elizabeth xx
ReplyDeleteYour favourite was the real smile today, but they are all a clever use of words and I like that. Kate x
ReplyDeleteHee hee. x
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