An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman lurking in
the shadows.
"Twenty Euros," she whispers"
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides -- what the hell, it's only twenty Euros.
"Twenty Euros," she whispers"
Paddy had never had a hooker before, but decides -- what the hell, it's only twenty Euros.
He takes up her offer and they hide in the bushes..!
They're going at it for a couple of minutes, when, all of a sudden, a light
flashes on them,
It's a police officer..!
"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer,
"Oh, I'm so sorry," says the cop, "I didn't know!"
"Well, neither did I", said Paddy, "til ya shined dat foockin light in her face!!!
Catches you every time!! Hugs Mrs A.
ReplyDeleteThat's a cracker! It's da way yer tell 'em! xxx
ReplyDeleteI had a real giggle over this one, especially as I live in Ireland!
ReplyDeleteHehehe Brilliant.
ReplyDeleteHugs,
Annie x
Snorting in my tea! Note to self - don't read these over breakfast!!
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