This is good
Students at a local school were assigned to read 2 books, 'Titanic' and 'My Life' by Bill Clinton.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report.
Titanic: Cost - $29.99
Clinton : Cost - $29.99
Titanic: Over 3 hours to read
Clinton : Over 3 hours to read
Titanic: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton : The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic: Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton : Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic: In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton : Ditto for Bill
Titanic: During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton : Ditto for Monica.
Titanic: Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton : Let's not go there.
Titanic: Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
Clinton : Monica is forced to return her gifts.
Titanic: Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton : Clinton doesn't remember anything.
Titanic: Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton : Monica.. Ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic: Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton : Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing
THanks for this FF - I've linked to you on my blog too
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Kathyk
I'm not playing at Annie's this week, but I really, really enjoyed this one. I wonder if we Americans can see more humor in this than you.
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Love it xxx
ReplyDeleteSnigger!!
ReplyDeleteOmg that's brilliant Sam. Love it.
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Annie x
So funny - but who's Monica? :)
ReplyDeleteHugs, Di xx
Rofl at this Hettie- you do find some real gems! Hugs, Shaz xxx
ReplyDeleteThis made me LOL Sam! have a great weekend huggles Sue xxx
ReplyDeleteOhh, very good!!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Sam,
ReplyDeleteI really like reading your Friday posts.
Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.
Another good laugh Sam! Kate x
ReplyDeleteI do so love reading your funnies.
ReplyDeleteDi is so funny too. Hugs Mrs A.
Well this is different and the bit that made me really giggle was the last comparison.
ReplyDeleteKath x
We non-Americans probably see MORE humour in this one!!
ReplyDeleteThanks Hettie.Made my Saturday morning!
Thanks
Snortle. Why can't we have that guy running this country?! He's obviously a smartie and Lord knows we have trouble finding people with that qualification!! Hugs, Darnell
ReplyDeleteI don't know where you find them but this one had me snorting in my tea!!
ReplyDeleteHope you've had a good weekend and all geared up for the excitement to come!! :-)
Hugs
Debs xx
Without a doubt, he's a true genius! Hilarious!!!
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