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Friday, 23 May 2014

Friday Funny


Black Panties



Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.  Her daughter was constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating world. Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone. 

Her daughter immediately replied, "Mom I have someone for you to meet." 

Well, it was an immediate hit.  They took to one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him for a weekend in Spain...

Their first night there, she undressed as he did. There she stood nude, except for a pair of black lacy panties.  He in his birthday suit. 

Looking her over, he asked, "Why the black panties?" 

She replied:

"My breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, but down there I am still mourning." 

He knew he was not getting lucky that night.

The following night was the same,  She stood there wearing the black lacy panties, and he was in his birthday suit.  But now he was wearing a black condom... 

She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black condom?"

He replied, "I want to offer my deepest condolences"
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17 comments:

  1. Annie23 May 2014 at 10:53

    Oh Sam. Where do you find them? :-) :-) :-)
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. Sarn23 May 2014 at 11:13

    Snigger! xxx

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  3. Kathyk23 May 2014 at 11:59

    Oh My!!! ROFLMSO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Kathyk

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  4. Twiglet23 May 2014 at 13:55

    Oh Sam! You always catch us out. Thanks for the giggle. x Jo

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  5. Kay Hammock23 May 2014 at 15:39

    OMG! haaaaaa

    Happy Friday,
    Kay

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  6. Sue23 May 2014 at 17:57

    ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Sam!!!! so funny lol huggles Sue xxx

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  7. Caro23 May 2014 at 18:00

    Hilarious! Thanks for the smile. Caro x (#9)

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  8. Kathleen23 May 2014 at 21:16

    Ooo you are aweful but I like it.

    Kath x

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  9. Nan G23 May 2014 at 21:48

    ROFLOL I love your sense of humor Hettie!

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  10. Anne23 May 2014 at 22:09

    So funny :-) Anne x

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  11. Di23 May 2014 at 22:13

    Bwahahahahaha, bringing a big bar of Fairy soap tomorrow to wash your mouth out :))

    Hugs, Di xx

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  12. Mrs A.23 May 2014 at 22:45

    Omg. Not exactly wot I should be reading in the lounge of a hotel late at night whilst the other guests are quaffing their night caps. .!! Your so naughty but I likes yer.
    Hugs mrs a.

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  13. Judys Lace Creations24 May 2014 at 04:02

    Ho Ho, He He, Ha Ha..Thanks I needed that!!
    Judy xx

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  14. mamapez525 May 2014 at 22:58

    Where do you get them from? You are one naughty lady but you always make me laugh! Kate x

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  15. Karen P26 May 2014 at 23:46

    hehehe oo that's rude but soo good! lol!

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  16. Laura27 May 2014 at 10:41

    Rather late visiting the smiles - I'm calling them Tuesday Smiles instead!
    Thanks for the rude smile!
    Laura

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  17. Words and Pictures29 May 2014 at 20:29

    Yup, and I'm having a Thursday guffaw!
    Alison xx

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx