THE DISTINCTION BETWEEN GUTS AND BALLS
To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words, there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them?
In an effort to keep you informed, here are the definitions:
GUTS -
Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being met by your wife with a broom and having the guts to ask: “Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?”
BALLS –
Arriving home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the butt and having the balls to say: “You're next, Chubby.”
I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.
Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome. Both result in death.
Well u caught my attention and made me laugh out loud LOL - have a great week Hettie!! Mxx
ReplyDeleteIn the first situation he would find his guts decorating the garden and in the second he would be wearing his balls as a necklace!
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Annie x
LOL! xxx
ReplyDeleteBrilliant Sam! But I'm not adding anything to the snow 'person' so there! I I promise, I have enough buttons to sink a battleship here :)
ReplyDeleteHugs, Di xx
lol! ty huni x
ReplyDeleteBrilliant - as always!! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL! Thanks for sharing a smile. Caro x (#5)
ReplyDeleteHee hee!! I like that! Death... and well-deserved.
ReplyDeleteAlison x
Lol very good!
ReplyDeleteThank you for the smile.
Carol xx
hahahaha Sam ! huggles Sue xxx
ReplyDeleteThanks for contributing to my education with these definitions. Up to now, I didn't know this distinction. May come in handy someday! TFS a wonderful chuckle on a busy afternoon! HUgs
ReplyDeleteI'm glad I had the sense not to take a sip of my drink while I was reading this! My favorite part is the last sentence!! Have a great weekend, Sam!! Hugs, Darnell
ReplyDeleteHa, ha, ha! Thanks for settling that question!
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