Friday Funny

Stevie Wonder is  playing his 1st gig in China and the place is packed to the  rafters.

In a bid to break the ice he asks if anyone has a request.

One  chap jumps out of his seat in the 1st row and shouts at the top of  his voice "Play  a jazz chord! Play a jazz chord!"

Amazed that this guy 

knows about the jazz influences in Stevie's career, the impresario starts to play an E minor scale and then goes into a difficult jazz melody for about 10 minutes.   When he finishes the  whole place goes wild.

The chap jumps out of  his seat again and shouts  "No,  no, play a jazz chord, play a jazz  chord".

A bit cheesed off by  this, Stevie, being the professional that he is, dives straight in  to a jazz improvisation with his band around the B flat minor chord and really tears the place  apart.

The  crowd goes ballistic with this impromptu show of his musical  expertise.

But, still the little  Chinese man jumps up again and shouts  "No,  no. Play a jazz chord, play a jazz  chord".

Stevie is really  annoyed now that this chap doesn't seem to appreciate his playing  ability and shouts to him from the stage  " OK -  smart arse, you get up here and do  it".

The little bloke  climbs onto the stage, takes hold of the mike and starts to  sing............

"A  jazz chord to say, I ruv you...  "

Don’t worry I will give you time to sing this line!!!