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Friday, 22 January 2016

Friday Funny




              

BEST  AUSSIE PICK UP LINE EVER:

An Aussie walks into a pub  and takes a seat next to a very attractive  woman...  
He gives her a  quick glance then casually looks at his watch for a  moment. 

The woman  notices this and asks, 'Is your date running late?' 

'No', he  replies,'I just got this state-of the-art watch, and I was  just testing it..' 

The intrigued  woman says, 'a state-of-the-art watch?  
''What's so  special about it?' 


The Aussie  explains, 'It uses alpha waves to talk to me  telepathically.' 

The lady says,  'What's it telling you now?' 

Well, it  says you're not wearing any knickers.' 

The woman  giggles and replies
'Well it must  be broken because I am wearing knickers!' 

The Aussie  smiles, taps his watch and says,  
'Bloody thing's  an hour fast!'

Tee hee!!  I hope this made you smile as I am off to join Annie with her Friday Smiles.

16 comments:

  1. Oh Sam! You are so wicked but I'm really thrilled to see you back sharing your giggles. I really hope you're now making steady progress with your recovery my friend. Keep smiling.
    Big healing hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. Glad to see you back on form :-D
    Xxxx

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  3. Ha ha ha . . . love this one xxx

    Happy Friday to you mate xxx

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  4. Haha! I like it!
    Glad you are 'keeping you pecker up' as they say. Hope you are recovering from your ordeal. Take it easy,
    Have a good week,
    Lisca

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  5. Ha ha - a bit like keeping a breast of the times. x Jo

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  6. Saucy !!!
    Watch out for Mr Postie Sam he is bringing you a little surprise
    Lynn xx

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  7. Yes- that's a good one hehe! I hope you're making good progress Hettie. Barbxx

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  8. Yes it did make me smile, thank you.

    Kath x

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  9. Laughter is the best medicine, so they say, and it certainly seems to have perked you up no end. Keep on smiling and keep on getting well.
    Jo x

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  10. Ooh! Saucy eh! My email is in my profile info if you want me to send you E's address! Have a great weekend! Hugs, Chrisx

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  11. Thanks for your comment Sam! The bag is made from Batik fabric... I love it. It's made in such places as Indonesia. I bet your Liberty fabric is all the vintage designs some of which are harder to find nowadays. Make the most of it. I love sewing it both by machine or by hand. Look forward to seeing just what you make.
    Jo x

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  12. The cheek! That pickup line would have made me giggle back in the day! Wait, it even made me giggle today!! I hope you are feeling better every day!! Hugs, Darnell

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  13. Good one!! Thanks for the chuckles :)

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  14. Wonderful and funny Hettie.

    Hugs Diane

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  15. So glad to hear that you are recovering from your accident, what a bummer! Glad to see you're playing a little again. This is the funniest joke! I could never retell it because I always botch jokes up. Ha, but so funny! TFS!

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx