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Friday, 9 October 2015

Friday Funny

This morning I was sitting on a bench next to a homeless man, I asked him how he ended up this way.

He said:   "Up until this last week, I still had it all !!! A cook cooked my meals, my room was cleaned, my clothes were washed, pressed, I had a roof over my head, I had TV, Internet, I went to the gym, the pool, the library, I could still go to school. . ... "

I asked him,   "What happened?  Drugs?   Alcohol?   Divorce?"

"Oh No, nothing like that" he said, "No, no ... I just got out of prison !"



 LET’S GO ROB A BANK.  Life in jail sounds OK to me.

 
Tee Hee!!!!  Off to join Annie with Friday Smiles.  Have a good weekend everyone!!


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15 comments:

  1. Annie9 October 2015 at 08:04

    How right that is. :-)
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. Barb9 October 2015 at 09:41

    No waiting in the A & E!

    Have a lovely week Hettie. Barbxx

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  3. Lisca9 October 2015 at 10:17

    Prison doesn't seem so bad does it. Some people have suggested that the elderly should go to prison as the care is better than in the community.
    Have a good week,
    Lisca

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  4. JoZart Designs9 October 2015 at 11:24

    Too right! you missed off.. education, art &leisure facilities, gym, library and a little job too!
    Jo x

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  5. CraftygasheadZo9 October 2015 at 14:21

    Sadly a true story for many. As said prisoners are looked after bettter than our elderly. But yes it still made me smile! Take care Zo xx

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  6. Kay Hammock9 October 2015 at 15:42

    Isn't that right! The mentally ill will get treated in prison but there's no good facilities for them, especially in the States.

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  7. Kay Hammock9 October 2015 at 15:43

    Isn't that right! The mentally ill will get treated in prison but there's no good facilities for them, especially in the States.

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  8. Sue Jones9 October 2015 at 16:34

    I often say that a stint in prison would be a nice hoilday ! Have a great week . soojay xx

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  9. Jenny L9 October 2015 at 20:25

    Hi Sam,
    for once I could see that's where this was going.
    Not very often I can say that.
    Have a wonderful weekend.
    Lots of crafty love. Jenny L.

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  10. mamapez59 October 2015 at 20:33

    That's a bit too close to the truth! Kate x

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  11. Kay Hammock9 October 2015 at 22:45

    Had to come by and tell you that it is a hibiscus!!! Ha. You and Kate pointed that out. My peony here looks just like yours, I'm sure. I'll try to remember to share a photo of my peony next Friday (along with something else).

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  12. Twiglet10 October 2015 at 13:06

    Yes - on paper it sounds perfect but I am sure in real life it must be quite different - well if it isn't it should be!! x Jo

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  13. Kathleen10 October 2015 at 16:51

    Lol, and the way of the world these days.

    Kath x

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  14. Felix the Crafty Cat10 October 2015 at 19:51

    Interesting but I still prefer not to have to find out so I shall try to be a good girl Lol! x

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  15. Diane12 October 2015 at 23:54

    Super funny Hettie, I certainly did not expect that ending.

    Hugs Diane

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx