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Friday, 23 October 2015

Friday Funny

 

A 54 year  old woman had a heart attack and was taken to  the hospital..

While on the operating  table she had a near death experience. Seeing 
God she asked "Is my time up?"

God  said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months  and 8 days to live.."

Upon recovery, the  woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a 
face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and  a tummy tuck.

She even had someone come  in and change her hair colour and brighten and 
whiten her teeth!

Since she had so much  more time to live, she figured she might as well 
make the most of it.

After her last  operation, she was released from the hospital. 

While crossing the street on her way  home, she was killed by an  ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she  demanded:

What happened? "I thought you  said I had another 43 years to live? Why
didn't  you pull me from out of the path of the  ambulance?"  



(You'll love this) 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
God replied: "I  didn't bloody recognize you." 
 
 
Off to join in with Annie's Friday Smiles.  I hope this raised a smile for you too. Happy Friday xx
 
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18 comments:

  1. Annie23 October 2015 at 08:08

    Hehehehe I love it. Thanks for my morning chuckle Sam.
    Hugs,
    Annie x

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  2. Twiglet23 October 2015 at 08:18

    Brilliant! I was just thinking as I got out of the shower this morning - I don't care what the hell it looks like as long as it all still works!!! x Jo

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  3. Barb23 October 2015 at 08:57

    Fantastic Hettie. I shall be sharing this with friends this evening. Have a lovely weekend. Barbxx

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  4. Sarn23 October 2015 at 09:15

    Hee hee hee . . .like this one A LOT! xxx

    Happy Friday xxx

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  5. Lisca23 October 2015 at 10:07

    Hahaha! (the Spanish go: jajaja) That is a good one. Can't wait to tell my husband.
    Thanks,
    Have a good week,
    Lisca

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  6. Robyn Oliver23 October 2015 at 10:09

    Oh Yes Hettie, that's a 'killer' - a great laugh. Have a wonderful weekend Cheers Robyn

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  7. Felix the Crafty Cat23 October 2015 at 11:09

    Now that's the best one I've heard in a long time!!!!
    Happy Friday smiles, Angela x

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  8. Elizabeth23 October 2015 at 16:42

    I didn't see the punchline coming, Hettie. So funny, I'm still laughing :) Elizabeth xx

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  9. Kathleen23 October 2015 at 21:47

    Lol, well that's why I don't go in for that type of thing,

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  10. Lynn Holland23 October 2015 at 22:12

    Haha haha haha haha sorry can't speak haha haha

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  11. mamapez523 October 2015 at 22:37

    Ha ha! I couldn't anticipate the last line this time. Kate x

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  12. Sue Jones24 October 2015 at 10:08

    Ha Ha Brill. Have a fab week xx Soojay

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  13. Diane24 October 2015 at 23:18

    Thanks for the laugh Hettie.

    Hugs diane

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  14. Carol L25 October 2015 at 02:26

    Ohhhhhh, good one Hettie :) LOL

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  15. JoZart Designs25 October 2015 at 11:51

    Another great LOL one Hettie!
    I was at the Malvern Quilt Show so never managed to join in on Friday. Just playing catch up.
    Jo x

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  16. Words and Pictures25 October 2015 at 14:03

    Very silly, but very funny!
    Alison xx

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  17. Kay Hammock25 October 2015 at 18:33

    Hello Hettie,

    Oh, this is funny! I'm finally getting around to Friday Smiles. Actually a nice way to start a new week.

    Hugs,
    Kay

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  18. CraftygasheadZo26 October 2015 at 10:53

    Hee hee that's funny! Am late getting round, but what a great way to start the week! Take care Zo xx

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Thank you so much for leaving me a message and making me smile today. Happy Crafting Hugs to you. Hettie xxx